Whoa! When we heard free trade was open, this is definitely not what we expected! Earlier last week, a 58 year old man was arrested for hunting down a 13 year old girl that he met in RuneScape, and having sex with her multiple times. As the news report says, this man wed this girl in RuneScape, then being the old creepy rapist that he is, went to her house and had sex in his van and a hotel.
Our Professonial opinion
Well the man obviously has 99 hunter – he crossed state lines and found this young girl. That can only be from months and months of grinding. Yes, Chris Hansen, He’s probably done this before. In his Mugshot however, it doesn’t look like he’s wearing a hunting cape. On that note, he’s not wearing a thieving cape either. Which explains why he didn’t get away with it. Next time he tries to do a quest like this… some gloves of silence would help out a lot. We all know what a pain yellow quests are to look at.
Given the demographic of current RuneScape, we feel that our recreation of the chat logs *probably* depicts the crime quite similarly to how it actually happened (This is a dramatazation, and is not fact… probably):
13yroldPKr37: wizeoldman69 is a nub. stupid pjer pjed me jeez
wizeoldman69: 13yyroldPkr37, do you like candy?
13yroldPKr37: duh stupid i luv candy.
wizeoldman69: here have some halloween candy from 2009.
13yroldPKr37: d0Mgz rarez. can i have 1m?
wizeoldman69: I’ll give you 1m if you be my gf.
13yroldPKr37: kk. letz cyber lol
Our analysts here at CaliScape tells us that this is most likely how the incident occurred. In all seriousness though kids, don’t have sex with people in RuneScape. It’s bad.
The official news video can be seen below:
